Me:"The first step is to just admit you're ugly, the second step is to just kill yourself."
P: "Did you talk to my mom, or did she write a book or something?"
Me: "Shut up, i don't feel sorry for you."
P: "What is this? is there a book on 'quotes Patrick's mom tells him, so he'll feel horrible and kill himself?"
Me: "Well i guess you could just proceed to the second step, Saves me time so i can go make myself a PB&J."
P: "So you're saying PB&J is more important then my life."
Me: "Pretty much."
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